2024.02.25 | Rescue Me From Danger

The events described in today’s gospel lesson bring to mind the American disaster movie, “The Perfect Storm,” which was directed by Wolfgang Petersen, and opened in theaters in 2000. The main differences between Matthew’s version and Wolfgang’s perfect storm is that in Matthew’s version, everyone is rescued from danger, and in Wolfgang’s version, everyone dies. That’s a big difference. 

Interestingly, the setting for the movie is the Massachusetts Bay shoreline, not far from the community where our very own Dave Wallace grew up, and where his father and sister still reside. 

The film is not a documentary, and like a lot of “fish tales,” this one is a whopper and some parts are exaggerated for various reasons, and some parts are “spot on” true. 

Matthew’s account had other purposes, and it may have included a little exaggeration here and there to make a point. Regardless, here’s the deal. Mathew’s purpose was primarily to pass on the good news that Jesus was the messiah--the real rescuer--who would take hold of his open hand. 

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Arlene Nehring
2024.02.18 | Jesus Sought Me

I’m blessed to be wandering with you this Lenten season. Now you know, we hear a lot about the Hawkeye state from the pulpit, so today I’ll share with you a little about where I come from. 

I grew up not in tornado alley, but tornado lane, and in a trailer at my beginning, in the foothills of Appalachia, the borderlands of Tennessee and Alabama. I grew up on a very small farm with a few head of beef cattle and on a sawmill in the hollows of Coldwater Creek outside of Fayetteville, Tennessee, nestled in-between the birthplace of the Ku Klux Klan (Pulaski, TN) and the home of Jack Daniel’s Distillery (Lynchburg, TN). The statute of the first Grand Wizard of the KKK still greets all persons coming to do business with county administrative offices at the town square. In the same building, I attended Bible studies within the chambers of one of the county judges. Fayetteville, is famous for its slawburgers, Civil War reenactments, and for sending John Neely Bryan to found Dallas, TX in 1841. You can see a replica of his log cabin in downtown Dallas today.

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Marvin Wiser
2024.2.4 | Lifted Up

Our scripture text this morning, from the first chapter of Mark’s gospel, happens immediately after the passage that we heard last week, when Pastor Arlene preached about Jesus casting out demons while he preached at the synagogue. And that text happened immediately after the text from Chapter 1 two weeks ago when Pastor Marvin preached about Jesus calling his disciples. In fact, if you had to pick a word that characterizes Chapter 1 of Mark’s gospel, it may very well be the word “immediately.” As Pastor Marvin pointed out, the word “immediately” or the phrases “at once” or “without delay” are used at least 12 times in Chapter 1 alone and at least 40 times in the entire Gospel According to Mark.

Mark is, most scholars agree, the earliest of the four canonical gospels, and it’s also the shortest. As I’ve been pondering Mark’s gospel this week in preparation for this sermon, I came to think of it as the gospel answer to the other TL;DR gospels. For those of you not hip to texting lingo, TL;DR stands for “too long; didn’t read.” If you want to get through the gospel story quickly, read the Gospel of Mark. If you want more meat on the bones, read John, the second shortest gospel, or Matthew, the third shortest gospel, or Luke, who, in 24 chapters has the highest word count of any of the gospels and is in the top twelve of all the biblical books for length. 

As we near the end of Chapter 1 in Mark’s gospel, we have already had Jesus’s baptism, his 40 days in the desert, which takes only two sentences to cover, his calling of the disciples, his preaching in the synagogue for the first time, and the casting out of demons and healing of many people, and the beginnings of his ministry throughout the area of Galilee. All in one chapter. It takes Luke five chapters to get to the calling of the disciples, and it takes Matthew eight chapters to tell us about the healing of Simon Peter’s mother-in-law.

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Brenda Loreman
2024.01.28 | Casting Out Demons

The gospel lesson today explores the question of authority, specifically, it explores the question of who has the authority to speak, to lead, and to heal. Jesus answered that question by healing a man with an unclean spirit. 

The way that Mark tells the story, Jesus went to Capernaum, and on the Sabbath, he entered the synagogue and taught (v. 21). 

Synagogues were (and are) places where Jews have gathered for centuries to pray and study Torah. Capernaum was a town on the northwest shore of the Sea of Galilee, which was the center of Jesus’ Galilean ministry. 

The people in the synagogue were astounded at Jesus' teaching, because he taught them as one having authority and not as the scribes, who were fluent in Hebrew law. 

To build his case about Jesus’ authority, Mark went on in Chapter 1 describing a whole series of healing miracles that Jesus performed, beginning with this healing account of the man with an unclean spirit at the Capernaum synagogue. 

Mark explained that the man was disrupting worship and upsetting the congregants who were trying to pray. The man just would not settle down, even when the greeters politely tried to shush him and tried to shoo him away. 

The more people tried to calm down the demon possessed man the more aggravated he became, until finally he said in a loud voice, “What do you have to do with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us?” (v. 25) 

Jesus did not respond directly to the man’s rant. Instead, he spoke to the illness that was consuming him. Jesus ordered it to be quiet and come out of him. Much to the surprise of the congregation, the unclean spirit did just that. It convulsed and cried some more, and finally, it came out of him (vs. 26-27). 

According to Mark, everyone in the synagogue kept asking, “What is this? A new teaching—with authority! Jesus commanded even the unclean spirits, and they obeyed him.” 

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Arlene Nehring
2024.1.21 | Fishin' for Folk

This morning’s gospel passage comes from the Gospel according to Mark. Most agree that it was the earliest accounting of the Jesus story among our four evangelists that made the cut into the New Testament. 

There’s a lot going on in Mark, there’s typically crashing waves, big crowds, demons, exorcists, a lot of special effects. And it’s super fast paced too. It may not seem so, when you compare it to a 4k movie with 120 hertz refresh rate, but did you notice just in our snippet this morning we heard, “immediately,” “at once,” “without delay.” It’s almost comical how fast Mark portrays things moving, at break-neck speeds. The word Mark uses for these adverbs is εὐθὺς. I counted Mark using this word more than 40 times to hurry things along, nearly a dozen times in the first chapter alone. Now, if you’re going to use the same adverb 40 times in a paper, for me, you’re gonna get some red ink. Who are my teachers out there? Right?

We go from John preparing the way, to the Baptism of Jesus, from Jesus’s wilderness journey to John being imprisoned, to finally Jesus proclaiming the Good News–in just 14 verses. Of course there’s a lot of blanks here to fill in and other gospels inside and outside the New Testament do that for us. 

Están sucediendo muchas cosas en el Evangelio según Marcos, hay olas del mar rompiendo, grandes multitudes, demonios, exorcismos y muchos efectos especiales. Y además tiene un ritmo súper rápido. ¿Notaste que en nuestro pasaje de esta mañana escuchamos “inmediatamente”, “de inmediato”, “sin demora”. Conté que Marcos usó estas palabras más de 40 veces para acelerar las cosas, casi una docena de veces solo en el primer capítulo. Pasamos desde Juan preparando el camino, hasta el bautismo de Jesús, desde el viaje de Jesús por el desierto hasta el encarcelamiento de su primo Juan y, finalmente, Jesús proclamando las Buenas Nuevas, en sólo 14 versículos. 

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Marvin Wiser
2024.1.14 | Why Baptize?

The first Sunday after Epiphany has traditionally been reserved for celebrating the Baptism of Jesus. Originally, the baptism of Christ would be celebrated along with the arrival of the magi on Epiphany. At some point, the Catholic Church created a new feast day to focus solely on the baptism, and the Anglican and Lutheran denominations generally followed along. While we are not super “high church,” here at Eden, observing a traditional feast day gives us an opportunity to ponder the meaning of our faith practices, along with other Christians all over the world. Whether we were baptized as infants or as youth or as adults, whether we were baptized with a little water or a lot, or whether we have not yet been baptized at all, considering the history and practice of baptism helps us answer our own questions about what baptism is and why it matters.

That one of the primary rituals of our faith tradition involves water is not a surprise. As an element vital to the creation and sustaining of all life on earth, water was often seen by ancient peoples as divine, or having divine properties, and most ancient cultures explained the creation of life on earth as beginning in the water. And so water was vital in many early religious rituals.

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Brenda Loreman
2024.01.07 | Better Together

Happy Epiphany! Espero que les haya pasado un feliz día de los Reyes Magos ayer. In recognition of today’s special feast day, today’s sermon will be a bilingual one, and so I beseech your linguistic hospitality. 

We’ve had a few newborns recently in the congregation, and had a baby shower, sprinkle or two, but I bet we didn’t see any gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh–although, I did meet a wiseman from the east last Sunday, but that was a grandpa.  

Now, these gifts of the wise magi each had their own special meaning, but come on, you can tell they weren’t gifts from wise women, right? If so, they’d have in tow diapers, food, and wine-I mean formula, like las Compañeras. 

Si fueron las reinas magas en vez de los reyes magos, no hubieron traído regalos de obsequios de oro, incienso y mirra, sino pañales y comida, ¿verdad? Como el evento que tuvimos ayer celebrando su llegada al niño Jesús, con tamales y pañales.

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Marvin Wiser
2023.12.31 | Spiritual Grandparents

My twin sister Marlene and I had a rather charmed relationship with our mother’s parents, Mary and Alfred Thomsen. 

Perhaps it was because we were twins and multiple births require more family support in the early years to insure the survival of infants and the sanity of adults. Perhaps it was because we were our grandparents’ first and only grandchildren for eleven years. Or perhaps it was for all of these reasons and more that my sister and I enjoyed such a special relationship with our grandparents. Regardless of the cause, the effect was all good

One facet of Marlene’s and my relationship with our grandparents was that they had a knack for bringing out our better angels. They tended to give us the benefit of the doubt in ambiguous situations. They encouraged the best in us, and as a result, we put our best efforts forward for them. We did not want to disappoint.

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Arlene Nehring
2023.12.24 | Christmas Eve | Be the Light

Our world is SO secular. Churches can’t compete with the pull of the secular world. We’ve lost ground every year since about 1960. Church memberships continue to drop. Doors close. Congregations fold tent. And, the trend continues to worsen and at warp speed since the pandemic unfurled.

I’ve served as the pastor of this church for over 21 years. This is my 22nd Christmas at Eden. In the good old days, we experienced our highest worship attendance during the month of December. Not anymore. People have a lot going on this time of year: shopping, parties, vacations, and more. Church seems to get in the way of Christmas for many celebrants.

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2023.12.24 | Being Present with Love

The season of Advent and Christmas is the one time in the church year when we Protestants are, if not exactly enthusiastic, at least not too uncomfortable with talking about Mary, the mother of Jesus. Ever since Luther—or most likely Calvin—Protestants have had a problem with the Catholic devotion to Mary as the intercessor between sinners and God, choosing to see it as veneration bordering on idolatry, which takes away the proper focus on Christ. So we Protestants tend to keep her in a box for most of the year, taking her out like a favorite sparkly Christmas ornament at Advent and forgetting about her the rest of the time.

For centuries, Mary has been a favorite subject of artists, who have added to the image of sparkly Christmas-ornament Mary, or, as theologian Alyce McKenzie puts it, Mary as a “figure in a snow dome, silent, immobile, gazing at the manger.” The moment of God’s revelation to her that she would bear Jesus, called the Annunciation, has been of particular interest for painters. And there was a particular symbolism that grew up around her that artists used to communicate that this was a painting of the annunciation, particularly in Late Medieval and Early Renaissance paintings.

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Brenda Loreman
2023.12.10 | Being Present with Peace

The backdrop for what we just heard read (Isaiah 40:1-11) may be found in the previous chapter, 39 and verse 6, “Days are coming when all that is in your house, and that which your ancestors have stored up until this day, shall be carried to Babylon.” And so for some, it came to pass. 

Our passage this morning is structured as a prophetic commission. Much like the divine council’s commissioning in Isaiah 6, “Whom shall I send?” This, among many other factors, help us to separate Isaiah of Jerusalem, that is, the first 39 chapters of the prophetic corpus that is the Book of Isaiah from Isaiah of Babylon or Second Isaiah who is distinct from the former, and whose work comprises chapters 40-55, taking place a generation after First Isaiah. 

In our passage, God exclaims comfort, and exhorts a messenger to speak to the heart of Jerusalem. Another voice from the divine council chimes in exuberantly, “In the wilderness clear a way for the LORD God.” And then another voice adds, “make a proclamation!” The intended recipient inquires, “What shall I proclaim?” But then a seemingly voice of dissent interrupts and interjects that all flesh is fleeting. Uhm, hello? where’s the hope in that, right? Thankfully, their voice is not the last, and we hear another, “Yes, the grass withers and the flower fades, but the word of God, who just said “comfort,” endures forever. 

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Marvin Wiser
2023.12.03 | Being Present with Hope

Today is the first Sunday in Advent, and the first day of a new year on the Christian calendar. The season of “Advent” is a time of “waiting,” “watching,” and “preparing” for Christmas. We decorate our homes and churches. We light Advent candles, create nacimientos, sing carols, practice the Christmas Pageant, and trot out ancient family recipes, cook for days, and put on a few pounds along the way.

Theologically speaking, Advent is a time when we live in the “already-not-yet.” On the one hand, we are already aware and celebrate the good news that Christ was born over 2000 years ago, and on the other, we are keenly aware that the mission of Christ has not yet been fulfilled.

As long as wars rage, injustice prevails anywhere, and hopes are dashed—we live in the not-yet of Advent. We live between the time when some of what was proclaimed by the prophets and evangelists has already been fulfilled, and the time when those visions will be completely realized.

The sharp contrast between what is and what will be is painful. That pain is felt most acutely by people whose nations are at war, those who live in poverty, those who are gravely ill or infirmed, those who are grieving, and those who are enduring great injustices. 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.11.26 | Be the Sheep

On the face of it, “The Great Judgment” in Matthew 25 suggests that there are two kinds of people in the world: sheep and goats. The sheep take care of the vulnerable and are going to heaven. The goats do not, so they are destined to hell. 

I confess, on my less charitable days, I feel drawn to this literal interpretation of Matthew 25 even though I don’t think it’s correct. I’m drawn to it because I'm sick and tired of watching vulnerable people suffer.  

While I do think that God sides with the vulnerable, I think that taking a literal interpretation of The Great Judgment is wrong. And, it’s wrong because the larger heuristic of the New Testament teaches that we are saved by grace, not by works. 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.11.19 | Judging Judges

I am willing to guess that there are a number of you out there who have never heard a sermon about the biblical characters of Deborah and Jael, and probably a few who have never heard a sermon preached from the book of Judges. I grew up in the church, and among all the many sermons I’ve heard, I don’t remember a single one that focused on these fascinating, powerful women from the Hebrew Bible. And what a shame that is!

I think there are several possible reasons for this. First of all, there’s sexism and patriarchy. I bet you are familiar with one story from Judges: the story of Samson and Delilah. Patriarchy is accustomed to highlighting scandalous women as temptresses. But patriarchy often doesn’t quite know how to approach strong, competent women who take charge and leave their male counterparts in the dust—or, in this case, asleep with a tent peg hammered through the brain. 

Also, the book of Judges is totally problematic, especially to modern, mainline, progressive Christians. It is full of violence, with a God that seems judgmental and oppressive, rather than loving. It’s a hard work to read, and a hard one to preach. Since very few people, including most progressive mainline preachers, have studied the book much, it takes a lot of prep work and teaching to prepare a sermon on it. It’s hard to find the good news in a book that, by the end of it, devolves into chaos and depravity. 

Finally, and this is probably related to this problematic nature of Judges, the book barely appears in the Revised Common Lectionary, the three-year cycle of biblical readings that follows the seasonal liturgical calendar.  Many mainline protestant preachers preach from this lectionary; your preachers here at Eden usually do. But in the Revised Common Lectionary, a reading from the Book of Judges appears only once in the whole three-year cycle. That day is today. It is, at least, the story of Deborah, but it’s only the first seven verses of Chapter Four, which is only a teaser for the story and doesn’t complete the narrative. With such a brief appearance in the cycle—that doesn’t even tell the whole story—it’s no wonder that most preachers take a look at the lectionary, and choose to preach on the gospel reading instead, which is the story of the talents from Matthew. I know you’ve heard a few sermons on that one.

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Brenda Loreman
2023.11.12 | When God Sends a Worm

Have y’all heard the story about the lobster diver, Michael Packard, in Massachusetts? It’s a whale of a tale! Michael Packard, a commercial lobster diver from Cape Cod was out in the Atlantic in 2021 and suddenly found himself enclosed within the mouth of none other than a humpback whale. The story was so riveting that filmmakers have turned it into a feature-length documentary, which was presented at the Cape Ann Film Festival this year. Now, after about 30 seconds of struggle and panic the whale did spew Michael out, but with a dislocated knee. In thirty seconds his life changed. He made it back to Provincetown though. Go to inthewhale.com to see more. 

While the film’s tagline is “the greatest fish story ever told,” today, we heard one even greater. And yes, I think as of 2021, we can safely state that yes this could have actually happened–at least for 30 seconds– perhaps not for three days.

Jonah in English, Yonah in Hebrew, Yunus in Arabic, and Jonás in Spanish, is one of my favorite books of the Bible. Jonah is a decentering text, a narrative challenging of worldview. Jonah is the only prophet tasked with the heavy burden of not just prophesying to his own people, but also to non-Israelites and non-Judahites. God asks him to say a word directly to empire. What would you say given such an opportunity? 

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Marvin Wiser
2023.11.05 | You Have Ancestors

My dear friend, the Rev. Ann B. Day, a founding member of the UCC Coalition for Lesbian & Gay Concerns and the UCC Open & Affirming Movement, tells this story about her first experience as a child of attending a family reunion. 

She recounted how multiple generations and distant relations gathered in a public park in her hometown of Richmond, Virginia. 

The smell of barbeque wafted from every grill. The laughter of children was interspersed with the clanking of playground equipment while the adults readied their picnic site for the noon meal.  

Several picnic tables were lined end-to-end to create the buffet line for a smorgasbord rivaling Valhalla. Participants had various reasons for attending the reunion, but all were united by the lure of home cooked foods. 

After everyone had filled their plate and the dessert course was laid out, the old folks circled up their chairs for conversations about the good ol’ days, and updates on the wellbeing of those who were MIA. 

The elders savored these sacred times, but little Ann—not so much. She had worn herself out on the playground, and was needing a nap. 

Instead of grabbing a blanket from the car and taking a rest under a shade tree, Ann started to make a fuss--the kind that caused her grandmother to give her mother “the evil eye.”  

The usual shushing didn’t work with Ann at that moment, so her mother simply looked  her in the eye, and said, “Do you know what’s wrong with you?” 

Little Ann was stymied by the question, and said nothing. 

Her mother broke the silence with this pronouncement: “You have ancestors!” 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.10.29 | Final Exam

When I was an English teacher, I used to dread final exams. It wasn’t just that I dreaded grading them, which was a huge task, since I almost always gave essay finals. That was a lot of reading at the end of the semester. But it was also the creation of the exam that was hard. Because in order to elicit the information you’re looking for from your students, you have to ask the right questions. Sometimes a poorly worded question will send students off in the wrong direction altogether. There’s a story floating around the Internet that is an example of this. It’s probably not a real story, but it’s a good illustration of this point: there was a geology professor who wanted his students to give some information about the difference between the minerals found on the Earth, and the minerals found on the moon on the final exam. So here was his question: “What are three things that are found on the moon that are not found on the Earth?” One smart aleck student answered it this way: Bruce Springsteen, roller skates, and the Republican party. It’s very important to ask the right question.

One thing to remember about questions, whether they’re being asked by a teacher on a final exam, or just by a lost person asking for directions, is that each question has an agenda behind it. That agenda might be trying to find out if the students were paying attention all semester, or it might be simply how to get to the museum. But every question carries an agenda with it and says something about the person asking the question.

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Brenda Loreman