2023.11.12 | When God Sends a Worm

Have y’all heard the story about the lobster diver, Michael Packard, in Massachusetts? It’s a whale of a tale! Michael Packard, a commercial lobster diver from Cape Cod was out in the Atlantic in 2021 and suddenly found himself enclosed within the mouth of none other than a humpback whale. The story was so riveting that filmmakers have turned it into a feature-length documentary, which was presented at the Cape Ann Film Festival this year. Now, after about 30 seconds of struggle and panic the whale did spew Michael out, but with a dislocated knee. In thirty seconds his life changed. He made it back to Provincetown though. Go to inthewhale.com to see more. 

While the film’s tagline is “the greatest fish story ever told,” today, we heard one even greater. And yes, I think as of 2021, we can safely state that yes this could have actually happened–at least for 30 seconds– perhaps not for three days.

Jonah in English, Yonah in Hebrew, Yunus in Arabic, and Jonás in Spanish, is one of my favorite books of the Bible. Jonah is a decentering text, a narrative challenging of worldview. Jonah is the only prophet tasked with the heavy burden of not just prophesying to his own people, but also to non-Israelites and non-Judahites. God asks him to say a word directly to empire. What would you say given such an opportunity? 

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Marvin Wiser
2023.11.05 | You Have Ancestors

My dear friend, the Rev. Ann B. Day, a founding member of the UCC Coalition for Lesbian & Gay Concerns and the UCC Open & Affirming Movement, tells this story about her first experience as a child of attending a family reunion. 

She recounted how multiple generations and distant relations gathered in a public park in her hometown of Richmond, Virginia. 

The smell of barbeque wafted from every grill. The laughter of children was interspersed with the clanking of playground equipment while the adults readied their picnic site for the noon meal.  

Several picnic tables were lined end-to-end to create the buffet line for a smorgasbord rivaling Valhalla. Participants had various reasons for attending the reunion, but all were united by the lure of home cooked foods. 

After everyone had filled their plate and the dessert course was laid out, the old folks circled up their chairs for conversations about the good ol’ days, and updates on the wellbeing of those who were MIA. 

The elders savored these sacred times, but little Ann—not so much. She had worn herself out on the playground, and was needing a nap. 

Instead of grabbing a blanket from the car and taking a rest under a shade tree, Ann started to make a fuss--the kind that caused her grandmother to give her mother “the evil eye.”  

The usual shushing didn’t work with Ann at that moment, so her mother simply looked  her in the eye, and said, “Do you know what’s wrong with you?” 

Little Ann was stymied by the question, and said nothing. 

Her mother broke the silence with this pronouncement: “You have ancestors!” 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.10.29 | Final Exam

When I was an English teacher, I used to dread final exams. It wasn’t just that I dreaded grading them, which was a huge task, since I almost always gave essay finals. That was a lot of reading at the end of the semester. But it was also the creation of the exam that was hard. Because in order to elicit the information you’re looking for from your students, you have to ask the right questions. Sometimes a poorly worded question will send students off in the wrong direction altogether. There’s a story floating around the Internet that is an example of this. It’s probably not a real story, but it’s a good illustration of this point: there was a geology professor who wanted his students to give some information about the difference between the minerals found on the Earth, and the minerals found on the moon on the final exam. So here was his question: “What are three things that are found on the moon that are not found on the Earth?” One smart aleck student answered it this way: Bruce Springsteen, roller skates, and the Republican party. It’s very important to ask the right question.

One thing to remember about questions, whether they’re being asked by a teacher on a final exam, or just by a lost person asking for directions, is that each question has an agenda behind it. That agenda might be trying to find out if the students were paying attention all semester, or it might be simply how to get to the museum. But every question carries an agenda with it and says something about the person asking the question.

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Brenda Loreman
2023.10.15 | The Power to Bless

My maternal grandmother, Mary Joy Chesick Thomsen, was the smartest person I’ve ever known. Correction: she was the “wisest” person whom I’ve ever known. She was the first person to tell others that she was not that smart. She had her arguments, and they had merit. Examples follow:

  • She didn’t go to Kindergarten. 

  • She didn’t get to go to High School like she wanted. 

  • She didn’t know how to “work” any of these “modern things.” 

I listened to Grandma’s arguments out of respect, but I never agreed with her. Even when I was a smarty-pants teenager or when I was picking up those fancy diplomas. I listened to Grandma, because I knew she knew what she knew. Occasionally she would quietly share her truth, and my sister and I were smart enough to listen. And her lessons have made all the difference in my life--and hopefully others--because I have tried to pass on to others what she has passed on to me. 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.10.08 | Pressing on Toward the Prize

It may not surprise you that I was never much of a runner--not even in high school, not even before I underwent two knee surgeries, or suffered a series of joint injuries. This body just wasn’t built for speed, yet I once had the capacity to stay on my feet all day, in the fields of Iowa, and do whatever needed to be done on our family farm.

Despite my obvious design flaws for foot racing, I was--you heard it here first--a member of the Reinbeck High School Girls’ Track Team. 

I was a member of my high school’s girls’ track team for some of the same reasons that I was a member of my high school choir. 
In the case of the choir, I could sing tenor, but more importantly, I was willing to set up and put away the risers before and after concerts. This fact is, in part, why I am president of the Eden Church Music Boosters.

In the case of our track program, I was on the track team because track included field events. For the uninitiated, the field events in Iowa girls track, since Title 9 was passed, included the shot put, discus, softball throw, long jump, high jump, and pole vault.  

My twin (Marlene) and I competed in the first three field events that I just mentioned. 

We learned quickly that winning field events, much less simply training for them, did not land a person’s name in the news headlines--not even Reinbeck, which then only published one paper, a weekly, called the Courier. What did you expect? The population then was 1800. The town is smaller now, and the paper folded years ago. (Gotcha punsters!) 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.10.01 | Feasts of Love

Today is World Communion Sunday, Church! Today we celebrate communion with many of the world’s 2.4 billion Christians, the world’s largest religion. We’re so big, Christianity, is as Forest Gump said, “like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.” There’s so much variation among us. Just here in the U.S., Christianity is quite a spectrum. I know we know all too well about that. And yet communion highlights for most of us–not all of us–a distinct point of unity. That’s what I’d like us to reflect on today, communion. 

This past week in Bible Study we had 18 individuals share their family migration narratives. It was wonderful to hear all the crossings of rivers from Czech, Ukraine, Germany, Sweden, England, Ireland, Scotland, Mexico, El Salvador, Africa, the Philippines, and Vietnam, among other places in between. We didn’t discuss what might have been our ancestor’s communion traditions, but we could have, and I bet they would have been localized and varied. The importance here is unity and not uniformity. 

To celebrate this special communion Sunday, I have on the communion table the first communion set given to me, by our congregation in Mexico City, Shalom Tlalpan. The plate is large enough for a good loaf of bread or many tortillas, and the chalice doubles as a coffee mug, a nod to our café con leche group. Shalom Tlalpan is a congregation that is part of a larger house church network in Latin America, and they rotate their meeting spaces among different houses. Most house churches have around 40 members, so when they grow much more than that, they spin off other house churches that also become part of the larger network. Not at all unlike how Paul and the early christians grew Christianity--there were no mega churches with escalators, starbucks, and stage lighting in the first century.

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Marvin Wiser
2023.09.24 | It's Not Fair!

Think back for a few moments to your childhood, or—if that’s a little challenging—to the childhood of your children or grandchildren. What words were most frequently heard coming out of your children’s mouths? I’d like to think that I often said, “I love you,” or “Thank you,” or “Let me help.” But I’m afraid that I probably said other less loving things more often than I’d like to admit. How many times did I say, “That’s not fair!” That’s not fair!” How many times have you heard this coming out of your children’s mouths—or out of your own?

It’s not fair that I have an earlier bedtime than my brother (even though he’s six years older than I am). It’s not fair that ALL my friends are seeing that movie and I don’t get to (even though it’s rated R and probably inappropriate for me). It’s not fair that I worked really hard on that assignment and still didn’t get an A (even though math is really not my best subject).

You’ve probably heard similar things from your own children, or remember saying them to your parents. It seems that all of us are born with an innate sense of fairness, which is mostly a good thing. When fairness develops into maturity, it is the foundation for social justice. It’s people with a sense of fairness who abolished slavery, who instigated the civil rights, women’s rights, and LGBT rights movements, who changed voting laws and marriage laws and created Medicare and Social Security and many other laws that make our society a more just and livable one.

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Brenda Loreman
2023.09.17 | Living Forgiven

Today’s text offers us a window on an early Christian community’s struggle with grace and forgiveness. Just in case we don’t have forgiveness all figured out--or some of us have trouble remembering or acting like we know that we are forgiven.

The passage opens with Peter questioning Jesus about how many times one should forgive. The traditional rabbinic response was “three times.” Peter ventures a more generous proposal saying, “seven times.” Jesus’ response was grandiose by comparison. According to Matthew, Jesus tells Peter to forgive “seventy times seven.” The implication of Jesus’ response is that we have not truly forgiven another if we are keeping score.  

Jesus goes on to offer the following illustration: a royal official had accumulated an astronomical debt to his king. When the king demanded payment, the official begged for mercy, and was granted it. Later that day, the same official had an opportunity to relieve another man of a much smaller obligation amounting to 100 denarii.

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Arlene Nehring
2023.09.10 | Mixed Multitudes

The story that never gets old. The youngest one gathered around the table for Passover seder has the distinct honor of asking, “Why is this night different from all other nights?” 

The Babylonian Talmud quotes four questions: why matzah is eaten, why maror is eaten, why meat that is eaten is exclusively roasted, and why food is dipped twice.

We won’t dwell on these particular questions of the Passover, commemorated in the spring in the northern hemispheres, often overlapping with our own holy rendition, Easter. 

Both have their unique story to tell to the world, and both are rooted in liberation and overcoming forces of death and oppression, primarily empire. 

Before we get to the parting of the sea of reeds and the bogging down of Egyptian city chariots in backcountry escape routes, let us recall the migration of semitic peoples into Egypt. But first, I’ve just gotta say, all those folks with their fancy clampers at Burning Man a couple weeks ago might have felt like Pharaoh’s chariot men, wheels stuck in mud, watching only those on foot able to escape—always know your escape route, especially in aquatic situations, be they seas or precipitation. 

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Marvin Wiser
2023.09.03 | Laboring in Midian

Midian. Show of hands for those who were born and raised in Midian (Northwest Saudi Arabia) or who have visited or even touched down in a plane to refuel. Not so many, I suspect. My inlaws haven’t even been there. 

My cousin Bruce is the only person I know who has been to Saudi Arabia. Bruce was several years ahead of my sister and me in age, education, and life experience. He and his family spent all of our growing up years living overseas. 

Bruce’s dad, Richard, was an engineer and officer in the US Army. His orders were always about building or rebuilding water and sewer systems in third world countries, and places that had been profoundly damaged as a result of war or natural disasters. 

Like his dad, Bruce studied engineering and geology in college and then went on to work overseas. I was in college when Bruce landed his first big job in the Middle East. Shortly before he moved to Riyadh, he invited me to meet him for supper in a nearby city. His parents had retired to Milwaukee. My college was located about an hour away.  

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Arlene Nehring
2023.08.27 | Building on the Rock

Today’s gospel reading invites readers to explore two questions: who do we say that Jesus is, and what exactly is the Church? Jesus prompts the disciples to answer both. 

Jesus and his first followers have wandered to the northeastern edge of their homeland, to Caesarea Philippi, an Ancient Roman city situated about 25 miles north of Capernaum, near the modern borders of Israel and Syria. 

The city was primarily inhabited by Gentiles. The residents were dedicated to the Roman Emperor Caesar, as the city’s title suggests, and although there is archeological evidence that a synagogue existed there, the residents of Caesarea Philippi, were mostly Greeks who worshiped Pan, the Greek god of nature.

In borderlands like these, tradition and reputation do not necessarily follow a person, and the beliefs and practices of other peoples and places blend and bleed. So it is not surprising that Jesus was not particularly well known or that he and his followers might lose their sense of self and their cohesion as a community. 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.08.20 | It's Me!

The Gospel reading describes a meeting between Jesus and a Canaanite woman of Greek descent. The setting is the territory of Tyre and Sidon, located in the coastal area north of Galilee near the modern city of Beirut, a society of Arabs.(Megan McKenna, Not Counting Women and Children: Neglected Stories from the Bible. (Orbis: Maryknoll, NY, 1994) 121)

Jesus and the Canaanite woman appear to be different from each other. He was a man. She was a woman. He was single. She was a parent. He was a Jew. She was a pagan. He was a foreigner. She was a local. The list goes on. 

On first blush few would have noticed that they had anything in common. They were different in race, nationality, gender, religion, family form, political parties, and socio-economic class--just for starters. That was, at the beginning of the story. But by the end, those who are paying attention learn that they are more alike than different. 

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Arlene Nehring
2023.08.13 | God Is Nowhere

Anybody out there see Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny? Yeah, me neither, we choose Barbie. Awesome movie by the way. “I’m just a Ken.” Back to Indiana Jones--which is so much more than a Ken, right?--he instilled in me as a kid a real passion for adventure and ancient far away cultures. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a globetrotting archaeologist with a bullwhip and a cool hat? Maybe rid the world of nazism along the way. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Professor Jones had to beat the Nazis from recovering the Ark of the Covenant. Because, with that ancient lost relic, it was believed one could harness the power of God, and make an army invincible. This morning, I’d like to explore together how the idea of the Ark of the Covenant, or the idea behind the Ark of the Covenant, an imageless God, points to the contrary. And in true Indiana Jones fashion, take us to a few far-away places along the way. 

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Marvin Wiser
2023.08.06 | Practicing the Pause

A couple of weeks ago I was getting a mani-pedi, and I was reading a book. My nail technician sees me reading and asks me, “Oh, what are you reading?“ Now, I am always hesitant to talk to strangers about the books I’m reading when they are theological in nature. I have found through experience that this might lead to a very engaging and interesting conversation, or it might lead to a really awkward conversation. So I choose my words very carefully and say that I am reading a book on Christian contemplative practice. And my nail technician, who I think is probably a Buddhist, says, “Really? I didn’t think Christians had a contemplative practice.” 

I have a feeling that she’s not alone. I’m guessing that most Buddhists don’t think Christians have a contemplative practice, and I would be willing to guess that most Christians don’t think that Christianity has a contemplative practice.

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Brenda Loreman
2023.07.30 | Wherever You Go

Today for my last sermon before retiring, I wanted to talk about what the Bible says about leaving one place and beginning a new phase of life somewhere else. Mulling it over, I realized that there are actually many stories in the Bible about someone who leaves a place, for one reason or another. And, in fact, many of these stories are very well known Bible stories — regularly the focus of a sermon or poured over in one of our Bible studies.

Consider the younger son in the story of The Prodigal Son. The Bible tells us that he asks his father for his share of the family estate and receiving it, leaves his home for a distant country where he squanders his wealth in wild living before he ends up poor, hungry, and working for a pig farmer. He comes to his senses and returns home, begging forgiveness from his father, who welcomes him home warmly.

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2023.07.23 | Weeds In the Wheat

Shocking, but true--your Senior Minister placed 3rd in the Northeast Iowa Future Farmers of America (FFA) Weed ID competition in the spring of 1978. Over 100 FFA members from all over Northeast Iowa participated in that event. The competition was hosted by the Manchester Chapter of the FFA, and held on a farm just outside of the city limits, which was owned by a family whose son was a member of that chapter.

This third place finish may not be my most notable accomplishment in life, but at the time it was a very meaningful win for me. Here’s why: my classmate Jan Mumm and I, who were registered for this competition, were never meant to be attending the event, much less competing in this contest. 

Girls weren’t supposed to enroll in ag classes or join FFA--at least not prior to the passage of Title 9 in 1972, in many people’s minds. And, even though the year of this Weed ID competition was 1978, it took most educational institutions more than a hot minute to implement Title 9 practices. As an example, Jan and I were the first two girls in the 100 year history of Reinbeck High School to enroll in Vocational Agriculture classes and the first two to join our local FFA chapter. Laws were passed and Educational Codes were changed in 1972, but attitudes about the inclusion of girls in so-called “boy’s activities” were slow to evolve. 

The 11 boys in Voc Ag I treated us decently, but Jan and I were the talk of the town among adults that year. Some went so far as to opine that our involvement in these so-called “boys activities” were further evidence of the breakdown of traditional gender roles and the devolution of American society. (Yes, we were very powerful teenagers.)


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Arlene Nehring
2023.07.16 | Flowers in the Garden

It is a joy & honor to be with you in celebrating your 28th anniversary as an Open & Affirming ministry! 28 years ago, you committed yourselves to the inclusion of LGBTQ members  in the sacraments & ministries of this church & began welcoming all persons into the full life &  ministry of Eden UCC.

I love your ONA statement proclaiming that “all people are children of  God; that persons of all ages, races, & sexual orientations are parts of our increasingly diverse  culture.” I salute your vision, your leadership & your abiding commitment to the radically  inclusive love & fellowship of our lord Jesus Christ. Give yourselves a hand. Look at your  neighbors & say “I value you.” 

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2023.07.09 | Heavy Yoke, Light Burden

As we crack open today’s gospel reading, we find Jesus on a national evangelism tour. Much like candidates running for political office, we find Jesus hitting all the major venues where crowds are gathering, e.g., state fairs, holiday celebrations, and large family reunions. Unlike modern political candidates, though, he did not travel in private jets or luxury tour buses, and he didn’t tell people what they wanted to hear. He migrated on foot, and described the cost of discipleship. Who would vote for him? Who would volunteer for his campaign?

Answer: not many. Jesus invited listeners to share the yoke of ministry with him—by feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. His vision was profound, and his invitation compelling, but very few enlisted. Why?

For starters, Jesus’ lifestyle was what you might call “counter cultural.” He lived in a society that determined identity and status by what, when, and with whom one ate. John the Baptist and Jesus presented themselves as conspicuously unacceptable.

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Arlene Nehring
2023.07.02 | Beyond Hospitality

Buenos días. Good morning. First of all, I’d like to thank all for last Sunday, for yet again affirming my calling to ministry and to this context. I am humbled and honored to be getting into good trouble together, working out the good news, and building the way as we walk together. This sermon will be a bilingual one.

Antes de todo, me gustaría agradecer a todos por el domingo pasado, por reafirmar una vez más mi llamado al ministerio y a este contexto. Me siento humilde y honrado de estar metidos juntos en buenas obras, compartir juntos las buenas nuevas y construir el camino al andar juntos.

This morning, I want to talk with you a bit about that way, ὁδός in greek, el camino, in spanish. A giving of a cup of water to those who thirst and food for those who are hungry that opens up new ways of knowing, doing, and being, so long as we enter into deeper relationships.

Esta mañana quiero hablarles un poco sobre ese camino, ὁδός en griego. Una entrega de un vaso de agua a quien tiene sed y de comida para quienes tengan hambre que abre nuevas formas de saber, hacer y ser.

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Marvin Wiser